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MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3283	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	6106
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	7885
Star Shards Collected:	250	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6234
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6211	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord