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PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	373	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4596	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6164
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	482
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	1257	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	958
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?