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Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	215597	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6356	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

SeatSwapSass_MC

10-hour flight, Accommodating, awkwardness, begged, complaining, Dirty Looks, family, headphones, Kid, Landed, middle seat, parents, refusing, SeatSwapSass_MC, selfish, Sleep, strangers, switch seats, traveling with kids, UNCOMFORTABLE, window seat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	117
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

Character, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, gaming character, gaming fun, gaming personality, gaming quiz, interactive quiz, Nintendo, nintendo characters, personality quiz, personality test, quiz, SmashBrosMC, smp, super smash bros, Super Smash Bros character quiz, Super Smash Bros personality, Super Smash Bros quiz, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	4691
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Void Gems Collected:	38
Emeralds Found:	3021	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5818
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!