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InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Emeralds Found:	4505
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

abstract contemplations, cognitive reflection, contemplation, CraftyThoughts, Deep thinking, existential reflections, insightful musings, intellectual curiosity, interesting thoughts, intriguing concepts, introspection, introspective ponderings, mental exploration, Musings, philosophical musings, philosophical ponderings, pondering, profound thoughts, Reflective thinking, self reflection, smp, thought-provoking ideas

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

coping with sadness, creeper, depression, Despair, Disappointment, Edition, emotional pain, emotional triggers, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, regret, SadCraft, Sadness, sorrow, tragic events, unfulfilled dreams

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3809
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	69	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	5751	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Items Found:	8979	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	6738	Players Killed by Monsters:	5206
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!