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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5985	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	2294
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
New Chunks Explored:	837754	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	513539
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1172

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	4606	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	7581	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).