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PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

aquagrief.cringe.team

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Players Killed by Monsters:	4971	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	8020
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.