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Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4032	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dimension Hops:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, inem, JOKE, jovial, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, Madnessp, Minecraft, mirthful, pembreathes, rofl, side-splitting, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	8420
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Potions Brewed:	164
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hysterical SMP: Where Modded Madness meets White-listed Whimsy and Role-playing Ridiculousness!

building, Discord, Exploration, hysterical, madness, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Optimization, Ouros Institute, ridiculousness, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, smp, tiktok, twitter, Volunteers, whimsy, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8174	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Ouros Institute Minecraft Server

Overview
We are a modded roleplay sever looking for people to join us. Our typical age range is 16-20 years old, and it is heavily optimized meaning it can run on most pcs. We have many mods aiding in roleplay, exploration, and building.
Here at the Ouros Institute, we encourage each of our volunteers to make their lives anew. Take the past and cast it aside all in the pursuit of a story controlled by you.

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNTdNf8G/

Twitter: https://x.com/OurosInstitute/status/1827479305225445862

Join our discord here! https://discord.gg/xQ24VS8UeU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age range for players on the server?	The typical age range is 16-20 years old.
Are there specific mods used in the server?	Yes, we have mods aiding in roleplay, exploration, and building.
Can the server run on most PCs?	Yes, it is heavily optimized and can run on most PCs.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server through the provided link.

CheckMateCraft

ah, Apology, Ban, CC receipts, CheckmateCraft, childfree, Cops, Divorce, dream job, Drunk, finances, friendship, hysterical, July 4th celebration, Kids, Lifestyle, lunch, millionaire husband, SAHM, separate check, Server, tip

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	137
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Enceladus NO

beauties, creativity, Economy, Farming, hysterical, Land Claim, Medieval, Mystery, Palace, Plugins, premier Spawn builds, PvP, Shop, snail lords, Space, Survival, Talents, Thriller, Unique, Version 1.20+

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchantments Applied:	259
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Here you will find a thrilling survival gameplay experience with a friendly economy tuned for fairness in our server. We are grindy/farming based and simply land claim survival. Our brand theme is a hysterical space-medieval with mystery. Use /warp shop to work your way up the economy leaderboard or thrash the PvP monuments with your friends. It is what you make of it here and you can find other various unique beauties in our palace. The snail lords are coming – bring your talents alive and find what’s notable about your creativity! We are simplistic and boast a number of plugin enhancements. We’re version 1.20 with premier Spawn builds.

enceladus.apexmc.co

CraftySpy28

#intelligence gathering, 28 countries, counterintelligence, covert activities, CraftySpy28, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage network, foreign agents, government agencies, Intelligence Minister, Intelligence Operations, international affairs, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad, national security, security threats, SPIES, Surveillance, undercover operatives

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, u should join our server cuz we got spies from 28 countries, just like Iran! we got secret missions, undercover ops, and even a secret base hidden in the depths of the nether! join now and be a spy for our server, uncovering secrets and taking down enemies with ur epic minecraft skills! what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most secretive and thrilling minecraft server out there!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	6353
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	1155
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3053	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchantments Applied:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	7117
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!