Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!
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HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP
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PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?
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CarFlyingCraft
lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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TimeTravelerSMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can choose to go a hundred years back in time or a hundred years into the future!Imagine going back to a time where creepers wore top hats and skeletons rode around on pigs like cowboys. Or fast forward to a future where villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who build skyscrapers out of diamonds! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a time-traveling llama or a futuristic chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!
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Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!
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WishCraft: Choose Wisely!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!
Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.
And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.
So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!
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Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!
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BlockyBodyMods
Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part!
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TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!
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RespawnRUs Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you want to meet your demise! Want to be eaten by a giant zombie chicken? Done. How about getting squished by a herd of stampeding pigs? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us for a truly unforgettable (and hilariously absurd) gaming experience!