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CraftyConundrums

brain teaser, Challenging, Choices, conundrum, CraftyConundrums, debate, decision, Difficult, Dilemma, hardest, hypothetical, IMPOSSIBLE, mind-boggling, moral dilemma, Options, perplexing, question.., Scenarios, Thought-provoking, TOUGH, would you rather

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	865	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Abilities, Animals, BIZARRE, Choice, controversial, conversation starter, debate, decision, Eating, ethical dilemma, FANTASY, Fcking, funny, humor, hypothetical, Minecraft, question.., Server, snail, snails, strange, SUPERPOWER, Unique, weird, Whale, Whales

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Items Found:	1554	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8516	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

BlockyWishList

BlockyWishList, contemplation, Curiosity, decision, Decision making, desire, hypothetical, hypothetical question, inquiry, introspection, pondering, question.., Request, seeking advice, seeking clarity, seeking guidance, seeking information, self reflection, uncertainty, wish, yes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or build a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP

Commit, consequences, CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP, crime, criminal, Day, Ethics, Forbidden, forbidden act, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, Legal, long tail tags, morality, nonmurder crime, punishment, society, tags

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6161
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Love Letters Sent:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all crime is legal for a day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we unleash our inner villains in the virtual world.

Imagine pillaging and plundering your way through the server, stealing diamonds and rare items from unsuspecting players. Or maybe you want to unleash your inner prankster and cover the entire spawn area in pink wool just for laughs.

But beware, the admins are not to be messed with on this server. Rumor has it that they have a secret dungeon where they trap rule-breakers and force them to mine obsidian for eternity. Will you risk it all for a chance at virtual infamy?

So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes for a day. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this lawless land of pixels and blocks. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

GF’s Hypothetical AITA Server

aita, bad, Boundaries, challenge, clarification, Communication, Compliment, Conflict, debate, disagreement, FLIRTING, gfs, Girlfriend, hypothetical, hypothetical question, perspective, relationship, resolution, response, Server, tiktok, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Farms Harvested:	196	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of real-life debates with your significant other over the proper response to compliments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about awkward encounters again.

On our server, if someone compliments you, you can simply respond with a cheerful “thank you” without any consequences. No need to worry about hidden agendas or flirting attempts – just pure, wholesome gratitude.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting into heated debates over the most ridiculous topics. Who knew a simple compliment could lead to a 2-hour argument? Join us and experience the drama for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave those real-life debates behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blasphemy, Christ, Christianity, controversial, deity, FAITH, fictional, funny, h.., HolyBlockJesus, humor, hypothetical, Jesus, JOKE, middle name, Minecraft, Parody, Profanity, Religion, Sacred, satire, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	6881	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!

PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

CONSUME, Curiosity, decompose, Deep thinking, ecosystem, Existential, Farming, hypothetical, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP, Plants, Ponder, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, thought experiment, Wonder

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Choice, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, futuristic, hindsight, historical, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, past, Reflection, temporal paradox, temporal shift, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can choose to go a hundred years back in time or a hundred years into the future!

Imagine going back to a time where creepers wore top hats and skeletons rode around on pigs like cowboys. Or fast forward to a future where villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who build skyscrapers out of diamonds! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a time-traveling llama or a futuristic chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Chatting with Cleo – Minecraft SMP

Chatting, Cleo, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, dialogue, dream conversation, FAMOUS, historical figure, History, hypothetical, imagination, Impactful, influential, Insights, interview, knowledge, learn, Minecraft, past, perspective, questions, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you could have a chance to chat with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even a T-Rex (if time travel is involved)! Imagine the epic conversations you could have – asking Cleopatra for beauty tips, getting political advice from Lincoln, or discussing the best hunting strategies with a T-Rex. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to mingle with the legends of the past in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

256×256 EVRM

PvE, PvP Survival Minigames Economy Creative Skyblock Factions Roleplay Adventure Vanilla Modded Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Bedwars HCF McMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

256×256 world, Be nice and you won’t get banned.

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Dragons

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, creativity, dragons, Economy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, good time, Interact, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, No Toxicity, ONLINE, sanity, Server, Survival, Survival Games, voice chat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

A server to make friends and have a good time, play chill and have fun together, no toxicity, just sanity, this server has mods with voice chat so you can interact with other people

23.230.3.177:25732

Luckily Vanilla, Gem SMP 1.21! Active, Dynmap, Hermitcraft vibes, Grief Protection, AFK Farms, and Weekly Competitions!

Active, Afk, apply, Builds, Community, Competitions, diamonds, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Farms, Friendly, Gem, Grief, hermitcraft, Land Claim, luckily, Materials, Minecraft, Nether, Protection, Server, smp, Staff, Uhc, Vanilla, VIBES, vision, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Youtubers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LuckyGem SMP

A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Running on the latest Minecraft Version. Founded in 2020 by Minecraft Youtubers. Active, friendly, and mature community.

SERVER INFORMATION

Discord	Click here to join Discord
Server	play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, you must apply via Discord to play.
Are there game-altering plugins?	No, there are no game-altering plugins.
Is there a teleporting plugin?	No, travel by foot or use nether tunnels for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, players compete in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, find a free spot and start building.

Brazilification Minecraft Server

Brazilification, cultural exchange, culture, Development, economic growth, Economy, emerging markets, Future, global perspective, Globalization, globalization effects, Impact, Inevitable, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Server, society, transformation, trends, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are on a mission to Brazilify the entire world! Why settle for boring old landscapes when you can have lush rainforests, beautiful beaches, and samba music playing in the background?

Join us as we embark on epic quests to gather rare resources like golden pineapples and diamond-encrusted coconuts. Build your own favela-inspired base or create a replica of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.

But beware, the mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. You’ll have to fend off capoeira-dancing skeletons and carnivorous piranhas as you explore the Brazilian wilderness.

So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Brazilification! Who knows, you might even run into a friendly toucan or two along the way. Viva la Brazil!

Minecraft SMP: Mushroom Cyborgs R Us

3D-printed robot scaffolding, biohybrid technology, computer signals, crawling ability, cyborg industry, cyborgs, electrical interface, electrical signals, electrophysiological activity, environmental cues, innovative technology, King oyster mushrooms, lab cultivation, light signals, Minecraft, Mushroom, mushroom cyborgs, profit potential., research findings, robot bodies, robot hybrids, robot movements, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have taken biohybrid technology to a whole new level! Imagine controlling robots with living King oyster mushrooms – yes, you heard that right! Our researchers have successfully integrated mushrooms into robot bodies, allowing them to crawl and respond to environmental cues.

But that’s not all – we have 3D-printed robot scaffolding, electrical interfaces, and who knows what else we’ll come up with next! Will you be the one to discover the true potential of mushroom-powered robots? Join now and be a part of this crazy cyborg industry in the making! Who needs redstone when you have mushrooms controlling your creations? Let’s get shroomin’!

GridironGriefer

3rd downs, aita, Alma mater, Argument, Big Plays, college football, Crowd, Etiquette, football game, front row seats, GridironGriefer, lively discussion, Opponents, season tickets, SeatGeek, SECURITY, Sellout, Sportsmanship, standing, STUBHUB

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server where standing is not only allowed, but encouraged? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the art of standing for big plays and epic moments just like at a college football game!

Join our server and stand tall as you face off against other players in epic battles and quests. Don’t worry about getting called an asshole for standing, because here, we celebrate your dedication to the game!

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for some fun, our server is the place to be. So come on over and let’s stand together in the name of Minecraft glory! Who needs seats when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and let the standing revolution begin!

WeddingDramaMinecraftSMP

bride and groom, celebration, ceremony, Commitment, doubt in marriage, doubts, Future, lasting love, long term, love, Marriage, marriage prediction, Partnership, relationship, uncertainty, union, Vows, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingDramaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness more drama than a soap opera wedding! Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know when someone might decide to break up in the middle of a creeper attack. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures!

WorldlyFrightsMC

climate change, Corruption, economic instability, environmental destruction, existential dread, fear, Global threats, INEQUALITY, loss of freedom, natural disasters, nuclear war, pandemic, Political unrest, societal collapse, surveillance state, technological dystopia, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence, world issues, WorldlyFrightsMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	952573	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you afraid of the dark? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the sun never sets! That’s right, you can play in eternal daylight and never have to worry about those pesky mobs sneaking up on you. Join us and say goodbye to your fear of the dark!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever been terrified of running out of food in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, food magically appears in your inventory every time you take a bite. You’ll never go hungry again, no matter how much you eat!

And if you’re scared of heights, don’t worry. Our server has anti-gravity blocks that allow you to float in the air like a majestic unicorn. Soar through the skies and never worry about falling to your doom again!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your fears behind. Who knew a virtual world could be so comforting and hilarious at the same time?

TaiwanStraitRumble Minecraft Server

China, diplomatic relations, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, germany, global politics, international law, international waters, maritime dispute, military tension, Minecraft, naval operations, naval presence, naval transit, security concerns, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitRumble, territorial claims, territorial sea

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dimension Hops:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	6213	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	187

Yo, yo, yo! So, like, imagine this, right? China be all like, “Germany, you better not be sailin’ through our Taiwan Strait, that shiz is OURS!” They be claimin’ it like it’s their own personal swimmin’ pool or somethin’. Like, chill out, China, ain’t nobody tryna steal your water!

But yo, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! Just don’t tell the Ender Dragon, he’s a bit touchy about his bling.

So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!

CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!

BLOCK, care network, child abuse, child advocacy, Child deaths, child neglect, Child protection, child protection system, child rights, child safety, child services, child welfare, child welfare crisis, child welfare investigation, child welfare policies, child welfare reform, child welfare services, child welfare system, Counts, CraftyKidsCare, Government failure, ontario, social services

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

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