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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SuperInconvenientPowers

Abilities, compromise, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, extraordinary abilities, FANTASY, hypothetical, INCONVENIENCE, inconvenience for power, sacrifice, Special abilities, special powers, strength, SuperInconvenientPowers, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Trade-offs., unique powers, Weakness, Wishful thinking

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks and build stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have the most outrageous superpowers that will make you the envy of all your friends!

Imagine being able to shoot fireballs from your hands, but every time you do, your character’s hair catches on fire. Or how about the power to fly, but only backwards and upside down? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy superpowers, wacky characters, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden ability that will make you the ultimate Minecraft superhero! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner superpower!

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

age, ageless, AgelessSMP, aging, Decision making, dream, ETERNAL, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, eternal youthfulness, FANTASY, Forever Young, Fun, hypothetical, IMMORTALITY, life choice, Longevity, Minecraft, never grow old, Time, timelessness, wish, youthfulness

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Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

ShadowShenanigans

creativity, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, imagination, independent, Mind, Mischief, Mischievous, movement, playful, prank, quirky, Shadow, ShadowShenanigans, surreal, Unique

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Hypothetical Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward coffee dates again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities to break the ice and keep the conversation flowing. Want to impress your date with your building skills? Show off your epic creations and let your creativity shine! Need a distraction from those cringy moments? Dive into our crazy mini-games and challenges to keep the laughs coming. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest to share your Minecraft adventures with. So why waste time on awkward small talk when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to mine, build, and flirt your way to a successful coffee date!

MadScientistMC SMP

control, crazy, Curiosity, Dangerous, discovery, Ethics, Experiment, Hypothesis, hypothetical, hypothetical experiment, innovation, invention, Laboratory, mad scientist, MadScientistMC, Manipulation, research, Science, smp, Testing, Unconventional

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conduct crazy experiments like a mad scientist! We have a secret lab where you can create mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Or how about turning creepers into friendly pets that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of science and chaos. So grab your lab coat and goggles, and join us for some hilariously chaotic fun!

TimeWarpCraft: Choose Your Epic Past!

Alternate Timeline, choose, Curiosity, daydreaming, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regrets, Reminiscing, time machine, time travel, TimeWarpCraft, what if, Wishful thinking

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice up your gaming experience with a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged!

Imagine mining for diamonds in the prehistoric era, dodging dinosaurs as you gather resources. Or building a modern city in the medieval times, confusing peasants with your advanced technology. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. You might find yourself face to face with a caveman Steve or accidentally causing the extinction of the dodo bird. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So why settle for the same old present when you can explore the past in the most ridiculous way possible? Join our server now and start your time-traveling adventure today!

Dolphin Dive Minecraft Server

adaptation, Aquatic, biology, Body, Communication, different, Dive, dolphin, ecosystem, Environment, Evolution, evolution process, evolution theory, FANTASY, hypothetical, imagination, intelligence, marine life, Minecraft, Server, species, Today, world

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so, like, imagine if we all had flippers and lived underwater, man. that would be so wild, right? well, on this server, we make that dream a reality! come join us and experience life as a dolphin in Minecraft! swim around, build coral reefs, and battle evil squid overlords. it’s a whole new world, dude. plus, we have the best underwater dance parties you’ve ever seen. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s make some waves together! 🐬🌊🎉

Menace Minecraft SMP Lady

double standards, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hypothetical, lady, Masculinity, Menace, Minecraft, smp, societal constructs, societal expectations, societal pressure, society, Stereotypes

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building beautiful structures or surviving in the wilderness, on this server, the only goal is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who are so unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon cry. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – let’s just say that one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the world with dirt blocks. True story.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not burn down the entire village… again), then this is the place for you. Just be warned, if you’re not prepared to embrace the chaos, you might want to steer clear. But hey, where’s the fun in that? Join us now and become a true menace in the Minecraft world!

CraftyConundrums

brain teaser, Challenging, Choices, conundrum, CraftyConundrums, debate, decision, Difficult, Dilemma, hardest, hypothetical, IMPOSSIBLE, mind-boggling, moral dilemma, Options, perplexing, question.., Scenarios, Thought-provoking, TOUGH, would you rather

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending game of Would-You-Rather!

Would you rather fight a hundred zombie-sized chickens or one chicken-sized zombie? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes all day long?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

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Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	9647
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9858
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Animals Bred:	72
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1854

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	2948
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5111	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7157
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ores Mined:	4216
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Items Found:	4307	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7156

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	931
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

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