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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3023	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

The Lost Nomad – Minecraft Server

3D LIVE, 5th Fes, birthday celebration, Birthday merch 2024, CHAPTERS, Clips, holoEN, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, Lost, MDCCCLVII, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, mumei, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, Nomad, Our Promise, outside-the-box, Promise, Second original song, Server, songs, Stellar Stellar, twitter, youtube channel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless adventurers stumbled upon this server and were greeted by dancing pandas, flying pigs, and talking llamas. They knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to different dimensions. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here. Want to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Go for it!

And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every week. From costume parties to building competitions, there’s always something fun going on. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your imagination run wild!

Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the ultimate victory – we have completed the HoloLive challenge! That’s right, we have successfully recreated every single HoloLive character in pixel art form and now they roam the server, ready to interact with players in hilarious ways.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by the almighty Corgi God, who watches over us and blesses us with good luck in all our endeavors.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world!

Try Out Multiversus™ Minecraft Server

Character, Competitive Gaming, crossover, dc comics, dlc, Fighting Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiversus, NetherRealm Studios, New Release, online play, Server, special moves, SuperHero, tag team, video game, Villains, Warner Bros

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	240
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP

Anime, big boobs, body image, Boobs, Character development, comedy, demon prince, Disgaea, FANTASY, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender swap, gender transformation, girl, Hates, HUGE, humor, Laharl, Minecraft, Protagonist, role playing, self-acceptance, smp, transformation, video game

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	6412	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild adventures of Laharl, the grumpy warrior who got turned into a busty babe with massive melons! Watch as Laharl navigates through the world of blocks and mobs while trying to avoid getting distracted by their own voluptuous assets. Will they ever find a way to change back to their original form? Or will they embrace their new feminine side and become the most fabulous player on the server? Join now to find out and maybe even get some tips on how to survive in a world where even the toughest warriors can end up with unexpected curves!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Casualty Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will truly test your skills and strategic thinking? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’s like a virtual war zone where casualties are a daily occurrence.

With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?

Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!

What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?

Analysis, Communication, confusion, digital communication, internet, Interpretation, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, ONLINE, online post, smp, social media, social media analysis, social-networking, speculation, tweet, tweet analysis, tweet interpretation, tweet meaning, twitter, viral

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1288
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant bounce house where you can challenge other players to epic trampoline battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	682	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers challenged you to a game of soccer? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation where you can uncover ancient mysteries and unlock powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults and Limit Break Assaults that will test your skills and teamwork like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret disco party in the Nether realm. The possibilities are endless!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu and more events than a creeper explosion convention.

Join us for the Old Tales event, where we celebrate our 2nd anniversary by telling stories of epic battles and legendary loot. And don’t miss Full Burst Day, where we crank up the chaos to 11 on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special recruits like Cinderella and Grave, who are ready to slay mobs and take names. And don’t forget about Rapunzel, who’s giving away a free SSR just because she’s feeling generous.

And let’s talk fashion, honey. We’ve got costume passes for Scarlet, Cinderella, Isabel, and D. Because even in the apocalypse, you gotta look fierce.

So why join our server? Because we’re the most entertaining, tactical, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Plus, we have codes that will make your inventory overflow with goodies. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

artisanal craft, Cobblers, community businesses, disappearing trade, disappearing trades, dying profession, handmade shoes, HIDEOUT, local artisans, local economy, lost craftsmanship, Minecraft, repair services, Server, shoe industry, shoe makers, shoe repair, shoe repairs, skilled labor, Small Businesses, trade workers, traditional skills, vocational skills

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!