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ExtraterrestrialRoastFest
come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are. -
ConcertCraft2021
join dis epic minecraft server where time travel iz realz! u can go back in time to see dinosours or forward to see flying cars! also, u can meet famous peeps like mozart and shakespeare and take selfies with them! plus, u can build ur own time machine in the game and show it off to ur friends. come join da fun and make history in dis wacky server! -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all the crazy things you’ve always dreamed of…legally!Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!
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EggcellentAbortionsMC
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. -
JurassicBirdPhobia
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS that you can ride and battle against! imagine riding a T-rex into battle against a giant chicken boss, it’s gonna be LIT 🔥🔥🔥our server is so cool that even cavemen are jealous of our advanced technology and cool mods. we have flying pterodactyls that can take you on a tour of the server, just watch out for their droppings 😂
if you’re not convinced yet, just imagine building your own Jurassic Park on our server and watching as your dinosaurs roam free and terrorize the other players. it’s gonna be chaos and we love it! 🦖🦕
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into battle on the backs of dinosaurs together! but watch out for those pesky birds, they’re the real enemy here 😜🐦🚫
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Sassycraft: The Rude Animal Kingdom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where animals not only talk, but they also throw shade like there’s no tomorrow! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a cow strolls by and starts roasting you for your terrible mining skills. Or how about a chicken that won’t stop clucking insults at you for wearing mismatched armor? It’s a wild world out there, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join our server for a chance to witness the sassiest animals in all of Minecraft and maybe even make some new frenemies along the way. Who knew that the rudest species of them all would be the ones with feathers and fur? -
4D Power Players
join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂
our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥
come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨


