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  • TimelessCraft

    TimelessCraft
    come join dis minecraft server where u can stop time and see all da craziness happenin! imagine stoppin time in da middle of a creeper explosion or right when someone is about to fall into lava! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but even better cuz it’s real!

    we got players who have stopped time right before they were about to lose a pvp battle and turned the tables on their opponents! we even had someone stop time right before a mob spawner activated and they were able to destroy it before any mobs spawned!

    so if u wanna experience da ultimate power in minecraft and have some epic moments, join our server now! who knows what kind of chaos u can cause when u stop time in da middle of a build battle or a raid! come on, what are u waiting for? stop time and join us now!

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  • FutureCraft2124

    FutureCraft2124
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can time travel to the year 2124 and make one Google search in just ten minutes! Why waste your time exploring the past or future when you can do it virtually in our server?

    Join us for the chance to search for the most important information in the future, like the winning lottery numbers, the cure for all diseases, or even where to find the best pizza in 2124! Who needs a DeLorean when you have our Minecraft server?

    Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to search the future in Minecraft form. Join now and start your time-traveling adventure!

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  • SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

    SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

    Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

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  • TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP
    Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

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  • HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

    HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

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  • CraftyLifeDecisions

    CraftyLifeDecisions
    Are you tired of making bad life decisions? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and make all the wrong decisions in a virtual world where the consequences are hilarious! Forget about that time you turned left instead of right, on our server you can turn left, right, up, down, and even inside out! Who knows where you’ll end up? Maybe you’ll become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cheese or maybe you’ll accidentally marry a creeper! The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start making the best worst decisions of your life!

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  • MineCraftTimeTravelFun

    MineCraftTimeTravelFun
    Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve traveled back in time to the year 1692, when witches were being hunted in Salem! But don’t worry, instead of hunting witches, we’re hunting for diamonds and building epic castles! Join us for a wild ride through history and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal that will take you to a futuristic world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle robot zombies! So come on, what are you waiting for? Time travel awaits!

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  • TimeCrafters

    TimeCrafters
    Ever wondered what it would be like to travel back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time machine plugin allows you to hop back in time and experience epic battles between T-Rex and Triceratops. But be careful, you might just end up becoming a dino snack!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind advanced technology and riches untold. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this mysterious city?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this – we have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land. Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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  • ApeTaxCraft

    ApeTaxCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

    come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

    don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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