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TimeWarpKids7
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of being 7 years old? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons with the wisdom of your adult self. Plus, we have a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Join us for a wild ride through time and nostalgia! -
Cat Air Hockey Masters
join our epic minecraft server where cats actually DO play air hockey and they are the reigning champions! watch in awe as these feline phenoms dominate the competition with their lightning-fast paws and killer instincts.But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
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Basement Brown Boys 1.20.6
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got all the brown boys you could ever want in your virtual basement! And guess what? You get to choose which one you want to keep down there with you! It’s like a twisted game of human Pokemon, but with brown boys! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start collecting your basement buddies! -
Elementary Quests 1.20.3
Bro, if you wanna flex your elementary knowledge in a world where you might get sent to a more primitive place, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!We got crazy challenges that will test your basic survival skills and make you feel like you’re living in the Stone Age.
Plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll actually get sent to a more primitive world and all that elementary knowledge will finally pay off.
Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your survival skills and maybe even become the king of the cavemen on this server!
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Finger Fun Land
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Infinite Realms of Creation 1.20.4
Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing. In this server, toast always lands jelly side down! I know, right? It’s like living in a universe where the laws of physics are just suggestions. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that craziness? So, come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! -
DrugFreeMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer screen! We have so many crazy adventures, like one time we found a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic!But the best part is, on this server, you can do any drug you want with no negative side effects. That’s right, you can munch on some enchanted mushrooms and ride a rainbow unicorn through the sky without worrying about any bad trips. It’s like a psychedelic paradise, man.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyBodyParts
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! On our server, you can detach and place your body parts wherever you want! Want to have eyes on the back of your head? Done. How about arms for legs? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.But that’s not all – we also have a wild community of players who have come up with the most insane body part placements you can imagine. From having a foot for a hand to having a nose on your knee, our players have truly pushed the boundaries of creativity.
Join us now and see where you would place each of your detachable body parts! Who knows, you might just come up with the next big trend on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique
Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?