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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

With an age of almost 5 years behind, the MC.Clubcs.Ro server team aims to satisfy the wishes of Romanian players in terms of quality gaming.

The server is hosted on a new hosting platform with up-to-date updates. We have our own dedicated servers and this helps us to offer players an uptime of almost 99%, not depending on the classic limitations of hosting companies. The Global network bandwidth of 1 Gb/s will offer Romanian and foreign players a Ping as low as possible and a *Smooth* gaming experience.

If I made you a little curious, I invite you to join our community!

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

IslandCraft Build Community

Creative

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

We are a community of people who share a common goal to make realistic things in minecraft! We are kind of small, but we all love being on the server and building together. We’re looking to expand and meet new people, so if you are a good builder, or just want to hang out with people, come by and check us out! We have a website that’s run by our head administrator and there’s also a YouTube video that comes out every week to share the progress of the server! If you want a fun group of people, don’t hesitate to come check us out! We also have a plot world in order to see peoples’ building skills or people may also use the plot world purely for fun!

IslandCraft.dvpsmc.net

Nuclear District Survival

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	122	Animals Bred:	78
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Here we are again, the once known Chaotic United rebranded as Nuclear District is launching an old-school Survival Server! We are bringing back what once was the unique Chaotic United experience, the classic beta 1.7 feel but in the latest version. What does this mean: No overload of plugins, basic ranks, lots of fun with friends and randommers. That is what made us stand out for Minecraft players. Interested? I knew it! Visit our Website and Forums http://www.nucleardistrict.net/ Hope to see you soon! Greetings from the Admin team

mc.nucleardistrict.net

Vanilla-Games

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Vanilla Games is a minigame server made in vanilla minecraft. If you don’t know what vanilla minecraft is, it’s a server without any plugins. If you type “/plugins” or just “/pl” it will say that the command doesn’t exist. Now that we’ve got that out of the way what minigames does the server have? It has Block Hunt, regular Hide’n’Seek, Survival Games, Prison, One in the Chamber, Plants VS Zombies, Trouble in Terrorist Town, Capture the Flag, KitPvP, The Floor is Lava, Rainbow Run (TNTrun), Creative and many more! We Hope that you will like the server and maybe vote even though there is no votifier since it is vanilla minecraft.

vanillagames.swifthosting.dk

AgeOfPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

We have awesome custom features you wont find anywhere else – Rading TNTs – Custom world generator – Custom enchantments – Arena Duel – PvP Leaderboard

We aim to create a PvP experience you will never forget.

play.ageofpvp.net

TitanGaming

Economy, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

A semi-op Towny economy survival server with alot of stuff to do such as mob arena, pvp, shops and more! You can join on 1.8 or 1.7 for the reason that some people can run 1.8 without lag issues. I hope to see alot of people on the server. Thank you for choosing titan gaming and we hope you enjoy the server!

-TitanGaming staff

titangaming.mcserver.ws

Chraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	164
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

This server is new, and Im hoping to build a small community. More plugins etc. coming soon! Come join hang out. Please join to play, and not just to ask for admin. Owner: Rufus5

198.154.102.129

BergWerkLABS

PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to BergWerkLabs. We’re glad you stopped by.

This is the BergWerkLABS Minigames network, which is currently still in some beta phases. Nevertheless, we wish you a lot of fun on the server.

Best regards

~Server Team

bergwerklabs.de

WarCraftCity

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	179
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Ever wanted to play real life minecraft? Real survival never knowing what life will throw at you? -Cars/guns -Shopping/Stores -In games rewards/money -roles/role names -Very strong storms -unusual mobs -all survival -land protection -donation ranks/perms -no lag -in game rewards/money -kid friendly Our staff team is very helpful and kind!

198.154.102.135

RC-Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Pixelmon Version: 3.2.9

-Big community with active Events -Superior Staff and Support system! We are known for being very fair -Easy and ready to go spawn -Awesome vote rewards -No lag! -Hub System with 10 Survival Servers , Roleplay Pool (Kanto, Hoenn, Sinnoh etc) and much more! -Clean and professional setup -Custom Content -Custom NPC and Quest givers -Tournaments and Gyms

pixel.rc-gamers.com