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Crafty SMP Shenanigans
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Survival 141
builds near spawn, No Advertising, No Asking for OP, no cursing, No Full Caps Messages, No Griefing, No Hacks, No mods, No Racist Remarks, No Sexist Remarks, No Spamming, Obey Staff, Respect, smp, Survival, Vanilla
This is a basic survival server with gameplay as close to a vanilla experience as possible.
Basic server rules
No GriefingNo SpammingNo AdvertisingNo Cursing/No Constant CursingNo Asking for OP, Ranks, or ItemsRespect all PlayersObey Staff There the LawNo Racist or Sexist Remarks.No Mods/HacksNo Full Caps MessagesNo Builds Near Spawn
51.222.166.68:25612

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The Dominion: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs and Dungeons Are Just a Walk in the Park

1.18 – 1.21, Adventure, Autoclickers, Bosses, bug abuse, Builder, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, Dungeons, Evolution, Leveling system, macroing, Map, Minecraft, MVPS, park, Passive-play, PvE, racism, real, RPG, rules, Scamming.., smp, villagers, walk

Welcome to The Dominion

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

⚔️DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!

🌍 WORLD: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!

🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YeKdZZv

Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

Rules

Rule	Description
Inappropriate messages	Racism, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references are not allowed.
Bug abuse	Use of obviously unintended features is not allowed.
Macroing	Use of autoclickers and passive play is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction	Not allowed without staff permission.
Griefing and stealing	Not allowed. Contact Admin for roll back.
Killing player in their own home	Not allowed. Home is defined as structure owned by player.

BokuNoPicoMinecraftServer
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, we require all players to watch Boku no Pico before joining! Why? Because we believe in pushing boundaries and expanding horizons, even if it means subjecting ourselves to questionable anime choices.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a building contest, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not be fulfilled, results may vary)
Join us for epic adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who aren’t afraid to embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

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MoarCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kate’s OnlyFans account? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Kate herself can’t get enough of it. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Plus, rumor has it that Kate herself will be joining us in-game to show off her pixelated creations. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

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TrainStationTrouble Minecraft Server
adhd, anger, apartment living, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Commute, Guilt, leaning on me, Minecraft, missed bus, putting myself first, rough time, Schedule, self-care, Server, shiftwork, sleeping in, Support, tired, TrainStationTrouble, Upset, working 7 days
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of waking up on time? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have trouble keeping a schedule, just like the fiancée in this wild story.
Join us and experience the thrill of missing the bus at 7:30am, only to be saved by your partner who just finished a third 12-hour night shift in a row. The drama of deciding whether or not to give a ride to the train station will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding excitement of receiving a text from your partner, expressing their disappointment in your decision. Will you be able to handle the guilt of not giving them a ride and enjoy your extra 30 minutes of sleep?
Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of missed alarms, late buses, and relationship drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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KidzKraftDayz
Chores, Communication, family, family dynamics, Frustration, grocery shopping, Help, husband, Kids, KidzKraftDayz, meal planning, parenting, parenting roles, responsibilities, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, staycation, teamwork, vacation, working parent
Are you tired of dealing with entitled husbands who think watching the kids for a day deserves a medal? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more passive-aggressive comments about who’s doing the dishes tonight, just pure virtual fun!
On our server, you can build a castle and rule over your own kingdom, where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. No more arguments about whose turn it is to take out the trash, just endless adventures in a pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a llama. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to virtual bliss!

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WhaleCraftNZ: Rarest Find!
Beach, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Find, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, marine research, marine species, new zealand, oceanography, RAREST, rarest whale, species, whale migration, whale watching, WhaleCraftNZ, wildlife
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE WORLD’S RAREST WHALE CHILLIN’ ON OUR BEACH, LIKE WHAT EVEN?!?!?!?!?
DIS WHALE BE DROPPIN’ CLUES BOUT SOME CRAZY SPECIES DAT NO ONE EVEN KNEW ‘BOUT!!!
JOIN NOW AND U MIGHT JUST GET A CHANCE TO RIDE DIS RARE WHALE INTO BATTLE OR SOMETHIN’!!!
LIKE, WHO NEEDS DIAMOND ARMOR WHEN U GOT A WHALE ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!
COME JOIN DA MADNESS, WE GOT WHALES, WE GOT ADVENTURE, WE GOT EVERYTHING U COULD EVER DREAM OF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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EarlessScoobyCraft
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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Scooby-Doo without his ears? Well, you’re in luck because our server is off the charts bonkers!
Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And guess what? Our server has all that and more!
Join us if you want to ride on a llama chariot driven by a chicken, battle evil mobs with enchanted potatoes, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Scooby-Doo’s missing ears.

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PolarMeltedMC: The Server Where Time Slows Down!
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yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, the climate crisis is makin days longer n stuff. the polar ice be meltin so much that it’s messin with the planet’s rotation. imagine playin minecraft and suddenly the day lasts like 10 hours longer than usual. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. plus, if u don’t join, ur internet gonna be all messed up, financial transactions gonna be wack, and u gonna get lost without GPS. so join now and experience the chaos firsthand. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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Termina: Where Villagers Quarrel, Creepers Compete, and Steves Stress Out!
action, Battles, building, clash, Community, compete, CREEPERS, declare war, Discord, dream, Fair Play, Kingdom, Loot, PvP, Quarrel, rank up, Regenerate, silk touch, smp, Spawners, Steves, stress, Survival, Termina, Ultimate, villagers, Wilderness
Server Name TerminaMC
IP TerminaMC.com
Discord discord.gg/Termina
Game Versions Bedrock: 19132 | Java: 25565
Features mcMMO, Towny, Raiding & WARTIME!, Voice Chat, Discord Live Chat
Overview
TerminaMC is a Minecraft server that offers various gameplay options, including PvP action, passive SMP, Town Wars, and building in the wilderness. The server promotes fair play and community engagement. Join to experience intense battles and create your dream kingdom!
FAQ
1. What is Towny on the server?
Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns in the server. Players can claim land, build structures, and participate in town wars.
2. How does Town War work?
Players who own a town can declare war on other towns. During this time, players can raid enemy towns and loot their resources. All blocks and buildings regenerate after the war ends.
3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?
No, TerminaMC strives to provide a fair gaming experience without pay-to-win elements. Players can rank up and earn perks through gameplay.
4. Is voice chat available on the server?
Yes, the server offers voice chat capabilities for players to communicate in real-time. Additionally, there is a Discord server for live chat.
5. How can I join the community?
To join the TerminaMC community, you can connect to the server using the provided IP and Discord server link. Engage with other players, participate in events, and enjoy the gameplay experience!

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Server Name	TerminaMC
IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Game Versions	Bedrock: 19132 \| Java: 25565
Features	mcMMO, Towny, Raiding & WARTIME!, Voice Chat, Discord Live Chat

Welcome to The Dominion

Links

Rules

Overview

FAQ

1. What is Towny on the server?

2. How does Town War work?

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on the server?

4. Is voice chat available on the server?

5. How can I join the community?