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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP

alternative history, ancient civilizations, famous figures, funny, HistoricalFails, History, humor, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical events, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, hypothetical social media, idiotic posts, internet humor, Minecraft, ridiculous posts, satire, silly, smp, social media, time periods, time travel, what if

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity

AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

abortion, AbortionCraft, activism, Babes, Ban, bill, Brazil, Brazilian, civil disobedience, demonstration, feminism, gender equality, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, March, Political, protest, reproductive rights, revolt, social justice, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

Adult, BEDROOM, CHEEKY, crotchless panties, CrotchlessCraft, Exotic, FANTASY, fashion, INTIMATE, intimate apparel, Lace, lingerie, Naughty, Provocative, RISQUE, role-play, Satin, seductive, Sexy, ThonglessCrotch, thongs, underwear, womens clothing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	9452
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

Build Gallery., building, Claims, Coreprotect, crossplay, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Focus, Grief, griefproof, House, Life, MinedHype, Nether, Overworld, Players, Plugin, Public, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1269
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	831	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.0

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for over 4 years.

Q: How many unique players have joined?

A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.

Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.

Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Q: Are there any world resets?

A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.

Q: How can I access the public shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.

Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?

A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.

Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.

WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

adversity survivors, faggot rejection, future leaders, gene carriers, incel rejection, Minecraft, new word needed, race-traitor rejection, Server, The Covenants, white community, white empowerment, white family builders, White Genocide survivors, white heritage preservation, white identity, WHITE PRIDE, white resilience, white strength, white survival, white unity., WitchyCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Farms Harvested:	615
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	4601	Potions Brewed:	110
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, bought at 20 cents, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, financial speculation, FuddieCraft, high risk, hodl, internet culture, internet money, Investment, kek fuddie, low price, meme coin, meme investment, Minecraft, Moonshot, Server, Speculative, Trading

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

classmates, consequences, controversy, dramatic, Exams, Final exams, Girls, group of boys, high school, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate sounds, Minecraft, overreacted, phone call, phone number, Principle, punishment, Reporting, RevengeCraft, Server, Students, suspension, Teacher

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?

Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!

SmellCraft: AITA Edition

aita, assumption, auto finance, body odor, car lot, Communication, Confrontation, customer service, discomfort, Edition, hygiene, loan, odorous, offensive, Professionalism, SCENTED, sensitivity, smell, SmellCraft, trade-in, Vehicle, workplace etiquette

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

CraftyCrafterz

baking, Cooking, CraftyCrafterz, cycling, dancing, diy projects, gardening, Hiking, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, playing musical instruments, reading, rock climbing, Surfing, Traveling, volunteering, woodworking, Writing, yoga

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the cool kids in the blocky world!

Join our server if you’re into players who can do the floss dance while mining diamonds, or if you swoon over someone who can build a pixel art of a giant taco in under 5 minutes. We’ve got players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, or create elaborate roller coasters that make you question your own sanity.

If you’re looking for a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then this is the place for you. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off zombie hordes together.

FrenchieFrontiers

activism, anti-extremism, anti-fascism, Coalition, far right, French History, French politics, FrenchieFrontiers, historical context, left wing, opposition, political alliance, political strategy, Popular Front, progressive movement, resistance, resistance movement, social justice, socialism, solidarity, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5462
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	287	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me!

Time Traveling Blocks

1938, 1981, 2024.., blocks, Calendar, Centuries, comparison, comparison of years, Dates.., Decades, Distance, far apart, Future, gap, historical, interval, past, Time, Timeline, Traveling, Years, years apart

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can do backflips and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. u can ride on a flying llama and battle giant creepers dat shoot rainbows out their butts. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, our spawn point is a giant disco ball dat plays dubstep music 24/7. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life, u wont regret it!