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AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

aita, Alimony, AlimonyCraft, bills, Business, Cancer, Coldhearted, CoParenting, designer clothes, Divorce, forgiveness, hard time, Help, Infidelity, multi-million dollar house, prenuptial agreement, Procedures, quality of life, SAHM, spender, tiktok, Waivers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2610
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, company policy, Confidential, corporate, Covert, CraftyPolicies, hidden, INTERNAL, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, Procedures, Public, regulations, rules, secretive, Server, Surprising, undercover, undisclosed, unexpected, unknown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Magic Items Found:	4201	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

administration, biden, BidenCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Convinced, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israelis, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation skills, peace negotiations, Persuasion, political strategy, president, regret, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

animal control, animal welfare, breed restrictions, breed-specific legislation, BullyCraft, dog breed, dog breed restrictions, dog ownership, Irish laws, Irish pets, legislation, ownership restrictions, pet ownership, pet ownership laws, pet regulations, republic of ireland, restricted breeds, woof, Woofs, XL bullies, XL bully breed, XL bully laws, XL bully ownership

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6579	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	3029
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

Academia, ACADEMIC, academic integrity, Assistance, Authorship, citation, collaboration, CraftyScientistz, data analysis, Disclosure, Ethics, papers, peer review, Plagiarism, publication, research, scholarly communication, scientists, third party services, transparency, Writing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Ores Mined:	9004
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Australia, backups, build events, Cheating, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, CREEPERS, Datapacks, default settings, Disabled fire spawning, discord server, Double Shulker Shell Drops, Dragon drops elytra, End Gateways, English only., Europe, fear, Friends, Griefing, Jackbox, Join, microphone, more mob heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, PvP competitions, rules, shopping district, Silence Mobs, smp, stealing, Thugcraft, Tread, Vanilla, vanilla settings, voice chat, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Emeralds Found:	1916
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	889	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.

FridayNight Minecraft Server

Friday feeling, friday fun, friday night, friday night activities, friday night celebration, friday night drinks, Friday night entertainment, Friday night excitement, Friday night fever, Friday Night Lights, friday night out, friday night party, friday night plans, friday night relaxation, friday night socializing, friday night unwind, friday night vibes, FridayNight, Minecraft, party time, Server, TGIF, weekend vibes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	7858	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be on a Friday night!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!

CraftyCroatia Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Controversial slogan, CraftyCroatia, Croatian history, Croatian nationalism, Croatian war cry, ethnic cleansing, Extreme nationalism, Far-right slogan, fascism, Fascist slogan, Genocide, Hate Speech, Independent State of Croatia, Minecraft, Nationalist slogan, Political slogan, Server, Ustashe slogan, War Crimes, world war II, WWII slogan, Za dom spremni

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.