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Hypothetical Alien Motives

  • Short-Stay Space Invaders SMP

    Short-Stay Space Invaders SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Whoa, listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to play in a Minecraft SMP where absolutely everything is ridiculous? Like, I’m talking about a dimension where the Enderman secretly run a government funded by pork chops and where creepers are actually working on their stand-up comedy careers? Yeah, that’s right, I said it!

    Listen here, if aliens abducted me and then returned me after like, 5 minutes, I would be like, "Hey, little green dude, is it ’cause I didn’t bring enough cake for the whole intergalactic party?" And they’d probably be like, "Nah, we saw you trying to craft a wooden pickaxe and we couldn’t help but facepalm.” So naturally, you NEED to join our Minecraft SMP where you can prove to the universe you can handle more than a stone sword. I mean, I saw a guy once craft a diamond block using ONLY his imagination. This isn’t just any Minecraft world, it’s like if your favorite cartoon had a baby with a lava pit and that baby grew up to become a professional chef with a PhD in memeology!

    Also, have you ever just BEGGED a llama for a sweet ride into a sunset but it totally ignored you and then accidentally spit at you while you were holding a ghast tear? Well, that’s a Monday here! We have custom textures that literally turn all cows into dancing disco balls, so when you milk them you get something called “Moo Juice.” What’s that? Who needs regular old milk when you can have Moo Juice? I don’t even know what it does, but I’m pretty sure it makes your character BELIEVE they can fly or some deep philosophical nonsense!

    Oh, and like, if you join our server, there’s this legendary sword called the “Inevitably Regrettable.” It’s like the Excalibur of blocks, but when you swing it, it yells “YOLO!” and randomly teleports you into a dimension where all our fears and anxieties are manifested as half-completed pixel art! Like, a real-life confession booth but in Minecraft! Spoiler: you might come face to face with your angry ex who is now a zombie villager. Talk about closure, am I right?!

    There’s also a secret quest where if you collect 64 types of useless fish, you unlock the ability to talk to Minecraft’s version of Bob Ross (wearing a creeper hat, obviously) who gives you life advice and makes happy little cloud paintings right in front of you! Ever wanted constructive criticism on your dirt hut? Now you can get it from a watercolor genius who has no idea you just blew up the nether with your “seriously epic” redstone contraption!

    So what are you waiting for, you magnificent block-wielders? Join this chaotic slice of pixelated madness where bad decisions are celebrated, awkward encounters with alien life forms are totally expected, and every day is a rollercoaster of laughter, lava, and llamas! Don’t get abducted without also getting this experience, you know what I’m sayin’? Sign up now or you might just end up on the next episode of “Where are they now: Ex-Minecraft Players Edition!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelVani

    PixelVani

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixelvaniamc.com is a custom dungeon server in which you will have to kill huge amounts of mobs to advance with custom mobs and unique bosses.

    PixelVaniamc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SunWorld — Server for relaxation Minecraft server

    SunWorld — Server for relaxation Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    To receive a donation for the time played, you must:Play more than 15 hours for VIPPlay more than 25 hours for Premium

    Play more than 75 hours for Creative

    Play more than 100 hours for the Admin

    To receive a donation, contact the Project Developer.

    You should have a screenshot of the full screen with your nickname AND the hours you have played.

    No blur, no cropping of photos.

    sunworld.mcmem.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CursedVoids

    CursedVoids

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new Custom Survival experience like no other! We first opened 1/28/2023 and plan to be on for years to come.

    Play.cursedvoids.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TomorrowCraft Network

    TomorrowCraft Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Small Spanish-speaking Survival OP server Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 But modalities ready! Join the Discord to stay up to date!

    game5.falixserver.net:21222

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Regno di Zeal

    Regno di Zeal

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server was born thanks to the creators’ old gaming experience, taking inspiration from the best strengths of Minecraft and highlighting them. The aim is to guarantee a gaming experience with attention to the smallest details, leaving room for fun.

    Updates will be introduced periodically to make your experience even more exciting. Unfortunately, the true essence of the game has gradually disappeared, if you are now tired of the usual monotonous, simple gameplay of minigames and networks, you are in the right place to find out what this wonderful game really offers! An exciting gaming experience awaits you. Come and rediscover the real Minecraft! we are waiting for you!

    zealand.minecraft.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Frostic

    Frostic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Frostic! we are a small Minecraft server looking to go big. We have an amazing staff team and a great player base. We have custom structures so the game never gets old. Come join us at Frostic.us

    Frostic.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmeraldWorld Minecraft server

    EmeraldWorld Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? Welcome to the world of freedom and adventure on our anarchy server in Minecraft 1.16.5! ?

    ✨ Features that will make your game unique:

    ?️ Free Token Pit: Start your journey with an advantage!? Lucky blocks: every block is a chance for luck!? Donation solves almost nothing: your skills are the main thing here!? Responsive administration: ready to help in any situation!? Cases: open and get unique rewards!⛏️ Auto mine: get resources with pleasure!? Buyer: exchange your loot for valuable resources!

    ? Server IP: mc.EmeraldWorld.fun

    Join us and create your own story in a world of anarchy and adventure! ??

    mc.EmeraldWorld.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Darkan

    Darkan

    New Minecraft Servers

    Darkan is a survival semi-anarchy economy server with small chunk claims that intertwine with an amethyst-based economy. Players can trade with each other and collaborate, or look to kill/loot other people’s unprotected zones.

    Join the Discord at: https://discord.gg/Z32ggEB

    mc.darkan.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FudgeCraft

    FudgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LGBTQ+ Safehaven! Everyone is welcome! Survival 1.19 Optional Plugins! Slimefun, Custom Bosses, Quests, Fun!

    mc.fcraft.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP