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Hypothetical Alien Motives

  • Short-Stay Space Invaders SMP

    Short-Stay Space Invaders SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Whoa, listen up, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to play in a Minecraft SMP where absolutely everything is ridiculous? Like, I’m talking about a dimension where the Enderman secretly run a government funded by pork chops and where creepers are actually working on their stand-up comedy careers? Yeah, that’s right, I said it!

    Listen here, if aliens abducted me and then returned me after like, 5 minutes, I would be like, "Hey, little green dude, is it ’cause I didn’t bring enough cake for the whole intergalactic party?" And they’d probably be like, "Nah, we saw you trying to craft a wooden pickaxe and we couldn’t help but facepalm.” So naturally, you NEED to join our Minecraft SMP where you can prove to the universe you can handle more than a stone sword. I mean, I saw a guy once craft a diamond block using ONLY his imagination. This isn’t just any Minecraft world, it’s like if your favorite cartoon had a baby with a lava pit and that baby grew up to become a professional chef with a PhD in memeology!

    Also, have you ever just BEGGED a llama for a sweet ride into a sunset but it totally ignored you and then accidentally spit at you while you were holding a ghast tear? Well, that’s a Monday here! We have custom textures that literally turn all cows into dancing disco balls, so when you milk them you get something called “Moo Juice.” What’s that? Who needs regular old milk when you can have Moo Juice? I don’t even know what it does, but I’m pretty sure it makes your character BELIEVE they can fly or some deep philosophical nonsense!

    Oh, and like, if you join our server, there’s this legendary sword called the “Inevitably Regrettable.” It’s like the Excalibur of blocks, but when you swing it, it yells “YOLO!” and randomly teleports you into a dimension where all our fears and anxieties are manifested as half-completed pixel art! Like, a real-life confession booth but in Minecraft! Spoiler: you might come face to face with your angry ex who is now a zombie villager. Talk about closure, am I right?!

    There’s also a secret quest where if you collect 64 types of useless fish, you unlock the ability to talk to Minecraft’s version of Bob Ross (wearing a creeper hat, obviously) who gives you life advice and makes happy little cloud paintings right in front of you! Ever wanted constructive criticism on your dirt hut? Now you can get it from a watercolor genius who has no idea you just blew up the nether with your “seriously epic” redstone contraption!

    So what are you waiting for, you magnificent block-wielders? Join this chaotic slice of pixelated madness where bad decisions are celebrated, awkward encounters with alien life forms are totally expected, and every day is a rollercoaster of laughter, lava, and llamas! Don’t get abducted without also getting this experience, you know what I’m sayin’? Sign up now or you might just end up on the next episode of “Where are they now: Ex-Minecraft Players Edition!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

    And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

    NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BleachCraft Minecraft Server

    BleachCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyInspo

    CraftyInspo

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MissileFailCraft

    MissileFailCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

    join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

    TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

    join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

    our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

    Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Earth SMP

    Overview Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
    Server Online Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
    What is the scale of the Earth on the server? The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
    How often does the server restart? The server restarts every 1-3 days.
    Where can I find more information? You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

    BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

    Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP