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  • Sugar Rush City

    Sugar Rush City
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5299
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

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    come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

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  • The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General

    The SMP Minecraft Blacked Fur General
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1312
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Star Shards Collected: 245
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    New Chunks Explored: 233480 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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    Welcome to Snowpuppies Edition, where you can escape from the chaos of post-niggers raping your furry waifus and instead talk about how Big Black Cock is superior in every way! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and questionable memes.

    Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.

    In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.

    So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!

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  • KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

    KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6396
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 369 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

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    Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

    Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 568
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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  • Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3236
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!

    But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

    Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4994
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5715
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Animals Bred: 79

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    So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • Wacky Racers Minecraft Server

    Wacky Racers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 937
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old races and competitions? Well, come join us where we have Wacky Racers at home! Our races are not your average run-of-the-mill competitions. We have pigs riding minecarts, chickens on jetpacks, and even villagers on rocket-powered scooters! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing blocks from unsuspecting builders. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of blocky terror? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s been known to drop some killer beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

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  • Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

    Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 5199
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 287
    Animals Bred: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 159
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3724

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

    Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 6804
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Emeralds Found: 4235
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

    Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

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  • Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad

    Minecraft SMP Minami Keypad
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2491
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and lava pits!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain, only to have it come to life and start laying diamond eggs. Or how about participating in our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragon and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? Just ask the dragon nicely and it will fly you there in style.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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