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LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3060
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crops Grown:	1266	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1320	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

onfiresmp.fun:25703

Echo Acres

active community, Crates, Drop Parties, EvenMoreFish, java + bedrock cross-play, Marriage, mob/player heads, Plugins, PvP, Random teleport, rank giveaway, Server Shop, Survival, Survival World, TEAM, team chest, team commands, team dominance, Team Pvp, world border

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

echoacres.shock-zone.com