Hypocrite Minecraft Servers

Hypocrite

  • MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

    MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

    Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

    HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

    But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

    And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySisJudgerNoMore

    CraftySisJudgerNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!

    Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.

    Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

    Kino In-Spite Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will make you want to jump right in!

    Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.

    And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

    HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

    CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

    CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

    Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

    And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

    But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

    So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrandpasCraft: StepdadHypocrite

    GrandpasCraft: StepdadHypocrite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the forgotten stepchild on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we celebrate all types of family dynamics, even the awkward ones! Just like how you were never truly accepted as a real daughter, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment.

    Build your own virtual family with players who understand the struggles of being the “stepchild” and create your own unique story. Just like how you asked your stepdad to adopt you, on our server, you can adopt as many virtual pets as you want and create your own family tree.

    And if you ever feel like you’re not being appreciated, just remember that on our server, everyone is valued and loved, no matter what title they may have. So come join us and let’s create some crazy memories together! #StepchildStrong #MinecraftFamilyLove

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WonderfulButTerrible

    WonderfulButTerrible

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a mischievous llama in disguise, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players left and right. But don’t worry, the llama is also known for its generous giveaways of rare items and diamonds to those who can outsmart its tricky challenges. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long, come join us and see if you can uncover the true identity of the infamous llama owner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP