Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!
Our server is run by a mysterious billionaire who once built a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. Rumor has it that he has secret government contracts to supply all the rare materials in the game, but hey, who needs ethics when you have unlimited resources?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a few shady deals on the side. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-clad king of the server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!
2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!
3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!
4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?
5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!
So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!
Embark on an epic journey to get to know your virtual roommates, just like in real life. Will they add you as a friend and then mysteriously block you? Will they try to steal your virtual room because they have a virtual girlfriend who needs privacy for spicy virtual activities? The drama never ends on our server!
Vote on who gets the best virtual room, just like Phineas and Ferb did in the dorms. Will you be the rightful owner of the virtual bed that was assigned to you, or will you have to fight for it against your sneaky suite-mates?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate simulator. Join our Minecraft server now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy dormitory adventure!
well, our minecraft server is kinda like that, but in a fun way! we have all these crazy mods and plugins that make the game super intense and unpredictable. you never know what’s gonna happen next!
plus, we have this insane story line where you have to battle evil microwave monsters that are trying to take over the world. it’s like a mix of sci-fi and fantasy and it’s totally bonkers.
oh, and did i mention that we have custom weapons and armor that you can only get on our server? like, you can have a sword made out of microwave parts or armor that protects you from radiation damage. it’s so cool!
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! but be warned, things can get pretty wild in here. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
| Server IP | mc.celestialcraft.gg |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Discord | Join Us |
Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.
Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PvP enabled by default? | PvP is optional and off by default, but can be enabled if desired. |
| How can I earn StarShards? | StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. |
| Are there server-wide events? | Yes, there are weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting for all players. |
| Can I create my own shop on the server? | Yes, players can create and run their own shops on CelestialCraft. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, players can protect their builds using the Grief Prevention system. |
Picture this: you’re just a lighthearted player, minding your own business, when suddenly the world around you starts to crumble. Villagers turn into zombies, animals become possessed by evil spirits, and even the trees whisper dark secrets. It’s a twisted version of Minecraft that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace the darkness and join us on this epic journey where your character will be tested like never before. Will you succumb to the evil lurking around every corner, or will you rise up and become the hero that this dark world desperately needs?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where edginess reigns supreme and the line between good and evil is blurred beyond recognition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and absurd adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world.
But that’s not all – our server is so magical that even non-believers will start questioning their skepticism. Picture this: you’re playing and suddenly a group of players approach you, claiming to have visions of your greatness. They pray for you, they praise you, and they make you feel like the most special player in the game.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just think about the drama and intrigue that comes with being singled out and preyed upon by mysterious players. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! So come on, join our server and let the divine intervention begin!
One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!
Join our server and experience the joy of never having to mine again! That’s right, we have a team of magical fairies that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, our server is protected by a force field that repels them with the power of unicorn farts.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens in epic gladiator matches, and even befriend a talking llama who will tell you hilarious jokes all day long. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
