Hypocrisy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Woke Up, Now What?

society, activism, culture, Division, Hypocrisy

join this server if you want to be a part of the most epic adventure of your life, where the zombies do the cha-cha and the creepers throw a disco party every night. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

we have unicorns that poop rainbows, and llamas that can breakdance better than you. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the sun itself.

if you want to be part of a community that is as crazy as a box of frogs, then this is the place for you. we have players who can build entire cities in a day and others who can tame the wildest of wolves with just a wink.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe.

IP: xxx.WakeUpAndDance.xxx

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JewCraft Minecraft Server

Promise, Minority, refugee ban, united states, MIDDLE EAST

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual wall to keep out all the pesky mobs like zombies and creepers! just like trump promised to protect jews and religious liberty, our server promises to protect ur builds and keep u safe from griefers.

we even have a special refugee ban in place to keep out 700 persecuted iranian jews… wait, that doesn’t sound right. but trust us, it’s for ur own safety!

so come on down and join the fun! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible. just watch out for those pesky endermen, they’re always up to no good.

join now and start crafting ur own crazy adventures!

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CraftyScientologyBucks

Corruption, scandal, scientology, investigation, Accountability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the Illuminati hidden within our pixelated world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyDictatorWars

Ukraine, putin, CraftyDictatorWars, Government, opinion

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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GOP Hypocrisy: Spendthrifts or Scrooges?

CONSERVATIVE, fiscal responsibility, republicans, financial policy, budget deficit

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the chaos as we build a giant statue of a dancing llama made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by General Baconator. Join forces with these fearless warriors as they battle against the evil Chicken Empire in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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Bright Headlight Hypocrisy

Complaints, Bright, SELF AWARENESS, criticism, self reflection

join dis server if u want to laff ur butt off! we got so many crazy peeps here who love to complain bout random stuff like headlights being too bright. but guess what? our server is so bright u gonna need sunglasses just to log on! we got players who build giant statues of chickens wearing sunglasses, and we even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ! so come join us and see just how bright our headlights really are!

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WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

waitress, Hypocrisy, Religious, family dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

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MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

social media, scarf, religious beliefs, cultural expectations, Self-expression

Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

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InstaSnitch Minecraft Server

Drama, InstaSnitch, friendship, religious beliefs, social media

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu!

Join us and leave behind all the screenshotting, Instagram story drama, and misunderstandings. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about being labeled as a nosy drama-stirrer.

We promise that no one will judge you for speaking up about private Instagram stories here – in fact, we encourage it! Let your creativity run wild and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new loyal friend who will always have your back during class presentations (even if they’re tired).

So come on over and join our server, where loyalty is key, drama is non-existent, and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations imaginable. See you there!

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HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

fraudulence, Pretense, Phony, fake behavior, dishonesty

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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