Hypochondria MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Fear Realms 1.20

health anxiety, health obsession, constant fear, hypochondria, health anxiety coping strategies

Yo, bros, if you’re like me and constantly paranoid about your health, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will distract you from all your imaginary illnesses!

Imagine building a giant hospital in the game and curing all your pixelated ailments. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and zombies trying to attack you. Trust me, it’s the perfect distraction from all those hypochondriac thoughts.

Plus, you can team up with other players who understand your struggles and build a virtual support group. Who needs therapy when you have a bunch of blocky buddies to help you through your health anxiety?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let’s conquer our fears together, one block at a time!

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ParanoidSteveMC SMP

Insecurity, distrust, stress, smp, Therapy

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

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HypochondriaCraft

hypochondria, mental health, mortality rate, LIFESPAN, health anxiety

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got hypochondriasis on lock! Like, u can literally pretend to be sick all da time and no one will judge u. Plus, we got doctors in da game who can cure u with a magic potion made of diamonds and emeralds. But be careful, cuz if u pretend to be sick for too long, u might actually die in real life! It’s like a crazy social experiment, but in Minecraft. So come join us and see if u can survive longer than five years!

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Red Sky Minecraft Server

crystals, Heaven Burns Red, SS banner, YuRi, Air

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is so lit, it was created by the legendary Jun Maeda himself, the mastermind behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, and AIR.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Not only is it available on PC and mobile, but it also has the most mind-blowing trailers that will make you want to jump right in and start building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for hilarious updates and join our database/tier list to see where you rank among the best of the best. And don’t forget to roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic prizes!

Oh, and did I mention the current event? Sign up now and get free 1k crystals to kickstart your adventure. It’s like Christmas came early, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. This server is all about yuri, JRPG, and comedy, so get ready to laugh your way through the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…

smp, enemies, reminder, discrimination, prejudice

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

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Volex

FANTASY, RPG, Cross-Play, Cracked, PvP

Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!

88.99.91.253:50020

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Nosy Neighbors Minecraft Server

neighbors, social anxiety, nosy, Walks, pyrocynical level degeneracy

Are you tired of hiding your secret online erotic roleplay addiction from your nosy roommates? Are you looking for a new hobby that doesn’t involve browsing grocery stores or drinking yourself into a stupor? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – /akg/ – Arknights General

Swire The Elegant Wit, Muelsyse, arknights, Rockrock, ines

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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SunkenPvP

MCMMO, KitPvP, Factions, PvP

SunkenPvP is a Cosmic Test server featuring unique Custom Enchants, Custom Masks.. Pets and much more! We currently offer a KitMap, Factions claiming/McMMO Boss fights the list goes on! Looking for staff you can apply in our discord server or message a staff member in game! Come and have some fun we are currently doing a trial release to build a playerbase.

145.239.4.191:2009

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Manga Catch-Up Minecraft Server

production values, shame, Manga, Server, good fap material

Are you tired of waiting for new manga chapters to come out? Are you looking for a server where you can discuss all the latest plot twists and character developments while also enjoying some quality fap material? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have built a replica of your favorite manga world complete with all the sexy characters you love. Our production values may be questionable, but hey, who needs high-quality hentai when you have a server full of like-minded fans ready to chat and play together? Join now and let the fapping begin!

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