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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8652 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 1724 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.