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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 750 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!