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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3006 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4959 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!