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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7055 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?