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SlavCraft Minecraft Server

cultural identity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, eastern european geography, eastern european history, eastern european stereotypes, Ethnic groups, European culture, european identity, European stereotypes, geography, History, Minecraft, mountainlets, mountainous regions, Mountains, Server, SlavCraft, Slavic culture, slavic people, slavic stereotypes, slavs, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6065	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3550	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

it couple, Minecraft, Pro Wrestling, pro wrestling couple, smp, TheCraftingCouple, wrestling couple, wrestling duo, wrestling dynamic duo, wrestling love story, wrestling power couple, wrestling relationship, wrestling romance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crops Grown:	1514
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3928	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Animals Bred:	52	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1903	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crops Grown:	1900
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!