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ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4187
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ores Mined:	3624	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3393

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Star Shards Collected:	173
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!