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SoberCraft: $100K Challenge

000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

CraftyCash or ScrewItCraft

aging, CraftyCash, financial choices, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial habits, financial mindset, financial mindset shift, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money attitude, money management, personal finance, Retirement, ScrewItCraft, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?

SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

Cardiometabolic Risk, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular risk, chronic conditions, Comprehensive Review, diabetes, Elevated Risk, Endocrine System, Hypoxia, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, insulin resistance, InsulinResistFun, metabolic syndrome, obesity, obstructive sleep apnea, Patients, Respiratory Disorders, review, sleep apnea, Sleep Apnea Treatment, sleep disorders, SleepyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Elysian Shores

1.20.X, Clan Wars, Economy, Fly, in-game currency, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvP, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Survival Multiplayer | 1.20.x | PvP Clan Wars and tournaments!

Join to discover a non p2w experience featuring some usefull mechanics like /fly for free only using in game currency

ElysianShores.mysrv.us

Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, discord server, Download, Dynmap, infos, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, join the discord, large city, Modded, Mods, Republic, Rural, sign pack, urbanization, weather

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	5434	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Kindof a placeholder?
Description	Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
Links	Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
IP	68.71.47.77:25793

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

FAQ

1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, discipline, edging challenge, ejaculation control, erotic hypno, failed semen retention, impossible after day 5, meditation, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, self-control, semen retention, Server, sexual arousal, sexual energy, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, shibbydex, tantra, Willpower

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Animals Bred:	158	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!