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NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	1822	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Votes:	9524	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	381716	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7014	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	74	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3883	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Potions Brewed:	105
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Items Found:	2118	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8707
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	247
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5641
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!