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WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchantments Applied:	195
Farms Harvested:	122	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	676700
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	3458	Farms Harvested:	210
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	2888	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4423
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!