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CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, archaeological dig, archaeology, buried, cave collapse, cave collapse risk, cave exploration, cave preservation, Cavecraft, Excavation, hidden treasures, Hilarity, historical artifacts, historical discovery, historical excavation, historical preservation, historical research, human history, structurally unsound caves, underground exploration, underground history, unearthed

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	158	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	706
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	9790	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6937	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	101646	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?