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6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Potions Brewed:	97	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	155

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.