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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	904	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	178

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	216
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	9941
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!