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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5285 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 3232 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.