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SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	74
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

ancient animals, dangerous animals, dangerous predators, extinct animals, extinct beasts, extinct birds, extinct creatures, extinct dinosaurs, extinct insects, extinct mammals, extinct megafauna, extinct monsters, extinct predators, extinct reptiles, extinct sea creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, ExtinctCraft, GOD, prehistoric creatures, thank god, Theyre

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4007

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crops Grown:	6292
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5316
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2255	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	76

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Emeralds Found:	8880	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Votes:	8828
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	215	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!