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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	4947
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Votes:	6093	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Love Letters Sent:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	69
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	918
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	2492
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	598
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Items Found:	2247	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.