KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Items Found:	7934
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

Boundaries, collide, comedy, controversy, CraftyMuslims, culture, discrimination, freedom of speech, Fun, humor, intolerance, Islamophobia, Join, jokes, LOLzy, Minecraft, nonstop, perspective, Political Correctness, politically incorrect, Politics, prejudice, Religion, Respect, satire, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8521
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

adventure-filled, boundless creativity, Cavern SMP, community-driven, Custom Plugins, Diverse, dynamic challenges, Earth, earth mc, enjoyable gaming experience, friendly community, Hardcore, immersive gameplay, Innovative, interactive events, LGBT friendly, LifeSteal, minecraft network, prospering, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

#CarDatabase, #Eternalpadretimeline, #FMWeekly, #ForzaGeneral, #MapGuide, #MusicStations, #OPtemplate, #VideoRecaps, Adventures, clubs, Communication, Community, COOLEST, CraftyMiners, Discord, emulation, Epic, forza, gameplay, Join, Media, Minecrafts, Noobs, Rivals, Server, Support, Xbox

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

Active, anti cheat, Chaos, Claims, Community, design, Discord, Event Hub, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, Hacker, Ip:, Items, Join, laughs, Minigames, Parkour, Play, Protection, real, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, smp, Spawn, Spleef, Staff, Vanilla Plus, Website

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	8451	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	3844
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	8

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

28YearOld, 28yo, adulting, Adventure, age, BoomerCraft, Emotional rollercoaster, experiences, feeling old, growing up, habits, Life Changes, life stages, Maturity, Milestones, Minecraft, nostalgic, personal growth, reality check, self pleasure, self-acceptance, Selfs, staying young, still jerking off, tfw, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Void Gems Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

A, announcing sage, BannedByMods, banning, Behavior, censored, Community, controversial, cute frog, defiance, dont, forum, give, Hardcore, internet drama, jannies, Minecraft, minor rule violations, Mods, offenders, online culture, protest, Rebellion, recurring, rule enforcement, Server, shitposters, trolling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	5588	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

11 years, Community, Discord, Events, gsWcJWw, Just Vanilla MC, Live Map, Map, map.justvanillamc.com, Minecraft, Play, play.justvanillamc.com, Server, smp, strictly vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla based, weekend events, weekly events

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9326
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

play.justvanillamc.com

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

#workout, Active, Adventures, athletic wear, athleticism, challenge, determination, Epic, Exercise, fashion, fit, FITNESS, Golden, healthy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, Server, set, shorts, strength, Style, TANK, tank top, Top, wear

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

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