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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9184
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

YachtCraft: Where boats aren’t the only thing that’s lit!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	114	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4069	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where apparently Riku has traded in his diamond sword for a McClaren! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even fictional characters are upgrading their rides. Imagine cruising around in style while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to bust a move with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn wolves. That’s right, wolves with magical horns protecting our land from any griefers or trolls.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with luxury cars, dance parties, and mythical creatures. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server!

Blocky Bae’s Wild Adventures: No Consequences, No Limits!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Build outrageous structures, battle zombie hordes, and prank your friends with explosive surprises.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can fly like a superhero, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even control the weather with a snap of your fingers (or mouse click).

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild on our unstoppable Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

TherapyCraft: Where Creepers Share Their Feelings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	774
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of your therapist telling you to “work on your issues” and “face your fears”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to avoid therapy at all costs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and blocky adventures. Our community is made up of players who have all collectively decided that therapy is overrated and building virtual worlds is the way to go.

So why don’t any of you go to therapy? Because on our server, therapy is for losers and creepers are our therapists. Join now and let’s craft some happiness together!

Twump’s Blocky Kingdom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	472943	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Immolation guy, a Berniebro, has assumed his final form and he wants YOU to join him in this epic adventure!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Immolation guy was just a regular Minecraft player, mining and crafting like everyone else. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that transformed him into the ultimate Berniebro warrior. Now, he roams the server, spreading love, peace, and fiery explosions wherever he goes.

Join us and you too can embrace your inner Berniebro and unleash your true power. Build socialist utopias, fight against capitalist pigs, and maybe even ride a unicorn made of rainbows into battle. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a part of this revolutionary Minecraft community. Immolation guy is waiting for you, ready to lead you to victory!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper-kuns and Ender-sans unite!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Do you watch anime in your country? Well, if you do, then you’re gonna love our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind! Picture this: a giant pikachu roaming around the spawn area, Naruto running through the forests, and Sailor Moon fighting off creepers with her magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like Dragon Ball Z themed PvP battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan powers and defeat your enemies in epic showdowns. And let’s not forget about our One Piece treasure hunt, where you can sail the seas in search of hidden treasures and become the richest pirate in the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the anime world like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FantasyCraft: The Rebirth LOLz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a few reasons:

Unicorn rides: Yes, you heard that right. On this server, you can ride unicorns around the map and feel like a majestic queen or king.
Diamond rain: Instead of boring old rain, we have diamonds falling from the sky. Who wouldn’t want to be showered in precious gems while playing Minecraft?
Zombie disco parties: Every Friday night, we host zombie disco parties where the undead let loose and show off their dance moves. It’s a sight to behold!
Dragon races: Want to race against other players on the backs of dragons? This server makes it possible. Hold on tight and try not to get burned!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Gunless Griefer’s Paradise: The Minecraft Server Where Weapons Are Just for Show!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about pulling out a gun again! Why? Because on our server, the only weapons you’ll need are your trusty pickaxe and sword to fend off the hordes of creeper zombies and evil skeleton warriors!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll EXPLORE vast, UNCHARTED lands filled with hidden treasures and dangerous dungeons. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous endermen who will steal your blocks and leave you stranded!

But fear not, for our server is also home to the legendary IRON GOLEM, a powerful protector who will defend you from any threat. Just be sure to keep him well-fed with plenty of iron ingots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world where guns are actually necessary!

BlockBustaz

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Emeralds Found:	669
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never break your streak! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and never left. They built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn they tamed in the nether. Legend has it, they are still playing to this day, their streak unbroken and their adventures never-ending.

So, if you want to be part of a community where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next minecraft superstar!

Crafting with Saiyans

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Gokek. Gokek was once a mighty warrior in our server, but he got lost in the depths of the Nether and was never seen again. Legend has it that his ghost still roams the server, haunting players who dare to venture too far.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just have a chance to CONQUER the Nether and defeat Gokek’s ghost once and for all. Not only that, but we have the most INSANE builds you’ve ever seen, from a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks to a roller coaster that takes you through the fiery pits of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you may even become the next legend of our server, just like Gokek…or maybe not. 😉

Crafty Crews: The Social Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1770
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	871017	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – new socialsbig tiddy edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is populated by unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. We have a secret diamond mine that is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. They’ll lead you straight to the riches!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant water park where you can battle it out on water slides and bumper boats. It’s like a summer vacation and a fight club all in one!

4. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join new socialsbig tiddy edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!