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HypersonicCraft: Trump’s Missile Mishap

#classified information, accusations, arms race, cyber attack, Defense, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, hypersonic missile, HypersonicCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, military technology, mishap, Missile, national security, nuclear weapons, russia, security breach, theft, trump, Trumps, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1864	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

So like, imagine a world where Trump is accusing Russia of stealing US hypersonic missile plans, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and be part of the epic battle between the US and Russia, all while building your own hypersonic missiles out of blocks! Will you be on Team Trump or Team Russia? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands! Plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

HypersonicCraft: 1200+ Miles in 11 Mins

Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, Houthi rebels, hypersonic ballistic missile, HypersonicCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, long range missile, MIDDLE EAST, Miles, Military, Mins, missile attack, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, strike, Technology, Tension, WARFARE, Yemen

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like no other, cuz we got Houthi rebels launching hypersonic ballistic missiles at Israel in just 11 minutes! Join us for the most explosive and intense Minecraft experience ever! Build your base, fend off attacks, and see if you can survive the chaos of war! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have missiles flying left and right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1885
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Sue Me Not Minecraft Server

criticism, criticism backlash, criticism exhaustion, criticism fatigue, criticism lawsuit, criticism lawsuit fatigue, criticism overload, lawsuit, lawsuit fatigue, legal action, legal intimidation, legal threats, legal threats exhaustion, Minecraft, old news, Repetitive, repetitive lawsuits, repetitive threats, Server, SUE, Threats, tired

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	5910

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs fly and the creepers dance? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – magical and totally epic!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the cows speak in Shakespearean sonnets and the zombies have a killer dance routine. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, kek!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

#Intention, BlockyBanter, Communication, convey, conveyability, conveyable, conveyal, Conveyance, conveyancer, conveyancing, conveyer, Expression, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, smp, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, who grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the heart of a volcano? Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Kino Incoming Minecraft Server

cinema news, cinema releases, film news, film premieres, film previews, film updates, Incoming, Kino, Kino incoming, Latest Movies, Minecraft, movie announcements, movie buzz, movie debuts, movie release, movie sneak peeks, Movie Trailers, new films, new releases, Server, upcoming blockbusters, upcoming movies, upcoming releases, upcoming screenings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	130
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1478
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Farms Harvested:	735
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, gravity-defying chickens that lay golden eggs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pandas ready to defend us with their bamboo swords and ninja skills.

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions that turn you into a unicorn for a day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

Accommodation, asylum seekers, Clearsprings Ready Homes, contract-holders, dividends, Essex business, Graham King, Home Office contract, Hotel, hotel accommodations, housing costs, immigration industry, income increase, King, migrant, migrant crisis, military barracks, Minecraft, profit, property conditions, Refugee Crisis, rich list, smp, taxpayers, Transportation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

Great Power Minecraft Server

American commentators, British commentators, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european history, european politics, France, geopolitical importance, germany, global affairs, Global influence, Great, Great Power, historical significance, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Poland, Polish Golden Age, power, resurgence, Server, uk, US, world power

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3232
Dragon Eggs Found:	6615	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	194
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2870	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3