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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3329 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
So, get this, the US is putting their long-range strike missiles in Germany, right? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server has long-range strike missiles too! But instead of blowing stuff up, we use them to launch pigs into space! That’s right, we have a pig space program where we send pigs to the moon for funsies.
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