Hypersexual MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SisCraftOFShame

Mother, Jealousy, Communication, morality, PRUDES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

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AstrologyCraft SMP – StarrySigns

NARCISSISTS, belle delphine, hannah hays, emotional, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the zodiac signs determine your gameplay? Look no further, because on this server, Aries girls are basically dudes, Taurus girls are gold diggers, Gemini girls are always getting busy with different guys, and Cancer girls… well, who knows what they’re up to.

But wait, there’s more! Leo girls are all about that attention, Virgo girls are basically adult film stars, Libra girls never stop talking, Scorpio girls are ruled by the planet of death magic and power (watch out!), Sagittarius and Capricorn girls are mysterious enigmas, Aquarius girls are just plain selfish, and Pisces girls are all about the emotions.

Join now for a wild ride of zodiac drama and Minecraft madness! Who knew astrology could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and creepers?

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Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

Making out with your screen edition, Pussyfree General, porn-addicted hand-fucker, pfg, weeby eternal virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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WeddingBlockerCraft

future mother in law, wedding planning, Wedding, WeddingBlockerCraft, wedding boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Picture this: a mother-in-law who insists on a choreographed dance with her son at the wedding, claiming she’s the “main character” of the show. She even jokes about wearing white because she’s the mother of the groom! But wait, there’s more – she’s a big spender when it comes to her kids’ weddings and has no qualms about voicing her opinions on everything from color schemes to engagement rings.

But fear not, for the bride has a secret weapon – a 1.5ct emerald cut Montana sapphire ring with a diamond setting that could blind even the most judgmental mother-in-law. And when it comes to the dance, she’s not about to let a mother/son dance steal the spotlight and make her feel uncomfortable about missing out on a father/daughter dance.

Join our server for a wedding extravaganza filled with family drama, outrageous demands, and the ultimate showdown between a bride and her mother-in-law. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this Minecraft server like no other!

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

emotional connection, Server, Powerful, Enduring, Movie

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of friendly villagers who invite you to join them on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But here’s the twist – the dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to open a bakery in the Nether! Will you help him achieve his dream or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mythical creature who roams the forests in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the dastardly Bigfoot and earn his respect? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyConspiracies

vaccine conspiracy, area 51, Alien abduction, chemtrails, deep state

Have you ever heard of the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually running our Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us for a chance to meet the elusive Herobrine himself and uncover the secrets he’s been hiding in the shadows. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his right-hand man and rule the server together in chaos and mayhem! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history. Join now and let the madness begin!

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DuneCultCraft

Fiction, Dune, Literature, followership., control

Yo, listen up gamers! Paul Atreides be like, “Watch out for them crazy followers!” But let me tell you, on this server, you don’t need to be no fancy pants to have a cult following! Just show up and BAM, you got yourself a bunch of loyal minions ready to do your bidding.

Join our server for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. It’s a whole new level of insanity, baby!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, let me hit you with this: we got a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never seen nothing like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become the ruler of your own wacky kingdom. Who needs Paul Atreides when you got us, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!

pandemic, Fun, new study, Boosted, tiredness

yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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TechNut: Where only the best nuts survive! Join now for a tech-tacular time!

satisfaction, apply, TechNut, SURVIVE, Accomplishments..

Overview of Technut Minecraft Server

Description
Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game. Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together. Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience. While our server focuses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.
When did the server start/reset?
Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!
What type of players are we looking for?
We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
How can I apply?
Apply through our Discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!Or, view our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	No, Technut is a Whitelist only server where players are carefully selected to maintain a positive and creative community.
What mods/plugins does the server use?	Technut focuses on Vanilla gameplay but has introduced 1.21 Experimental items and carpet mod for quality of life improvements.
What sets Technut apart from other Minecraft servers?	Technut values high standards of building and technical skills, community involvement, and long-term projects that all players contribute to.
How often are server events held?	Server events and projects are held regularly to engage the community and showcase their talents.

QuadTaxMaster Minecraft Server

ONLY QUADS, quads, Server, QUADS CAN KILL, TAXMASTER

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where the only way to defeat the evil Taxmaster is by riding in on a majestic quad and taking him down with your epic quad skills! Who knew taxes could be so thrilling and action-packed? Join now and show off your quad-riding prowess while saving the virtual world from financial tyranny!

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