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HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	186	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1779	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

blocky, Character development, Cheaters, Chihayafuru, complex characters, CraftyQueens, EASY, female empowerment, Females, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Innocence, Japanese culture, josei, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, slutty, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes, storytelling, women in media

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	177	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5835
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4554
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!