Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!
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Server IP: boopnet.gg Discord: http://boopnet.gg/discord Your skyblock adventure is waiting – start building, automating, and exploring with us today!
sf4.boopnet.gg
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The Nether is filled with dancing skeletons and lava that turns into chocolate milk when you least expect it. And if you dare to venture into the End, you might just come face to face with a dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as the game itself? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the most ordinary players are extraordinary.
Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.
McAllies is a Minecraft server that delivers exhilarating Soup Hardcore Survival PvP with a Sugarcane Economy. Our server utilizes a combination of custom-built and publicly available plugins.
Map 2 releases on November 22nd at 7pm CST.
McAllies is managed by xPure_Gaming and a dedicated team of passionate admins and moderators. We proudly host our server on a dedicated machine located in Chicago.
mcallies.com
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dance party every Saturday night at the virtual club in the server. Get ready to bust a move with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves while wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild, hilarious, and totally absurd adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
LegacySMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Economy PvP Server
Get Ready for a Thrilling Adventure! Build Your Empire by Creating your own shop, earn money, and dominate the economy! Trade with other players and rise to the top. PvP is Always ON: Ready for a challenge? PvP is enabled everywhere fight, loot, and conquer other players bases! Griefing Allowed: Build or destroy this is a world where nothing is safe! Claim your land or risk being raided! Custom Economy System Earn currency through jobs, quests, or by selling your loot and items to other player Huge Rewards for Dominance Get rich, become a legend, and earn incredible rewards by taking down the strongest players and stealing their loot!
Are you brave enough to take on the chaos? Server IP: Legacysmp.shockbyte.club Join now and start building your empire but watch your back! Everyone’s out for the loot.
LegacySMP.shockbyte.club:24880
Our government and suppliers couldn’t settle on pricing and terms either, but that’s because our trains are so high-tech and advanced that they’re priceless! Plus, we had to change the technical norms of the JV because our trains are just too futuristic for the old standards.
And don’t worry about delays, our Japan HSR project in Minecraft is set to be completed by 2028, only 6 years behind schedule. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? So hop on board and join us for a wild ride on the craziest high speed rail system in the Minecraft universe!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!