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Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4697
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchantments Applied:	230
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

Alpha, alpha lover, alpha male, blocky, dominant force, dominant lover, dominant partner, erotic control, erotic dominance, God of Lust, love, lustful deity, lustful god, lustful master, Minecraft, primal desire, primal passion, seductive beast, seductive force, Server, Sexual Behemoth, sexual power, sexual prowess, The Dominator

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a Sexual Behemoth, the God of Lust, the Dominator, the Alpha of all Alphas!

Join our server and experience a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Want to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to fly around and terrorize your enemies? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, traps, and explosive sheep. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of diamonds (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits, my friends.

Autism Minecraft SMP Ronda Rousey WWE Departure

athlete, autism, breaking barriers, Departure, empowerment, inspirational journey, mainstream media, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, overcoming challenges, personal struggle, professional wrestling, Rhonda Rousey, RONDA, Rousey, Self Discovery, smp, stigma, Women in sports, wrestling career, wwe, WWE superstar

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you might just run into Rhonda Rousey herself, who left WWE because she discovered her true passion for building epic redstone contraptions in Minecraft. Who knew autism could lead to such a career change? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness her epic builds and maybe even challenge her to a PvP match – just watch out for her signature move, the Autism Armbar! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1349	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	239

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

AVOID, Behavior, blocky, bunch, Cultural differences, customs, do not, Etiquette, Foreign, germany, Guidelines, International, Laws, Minecraft, Prohibited, Protocol, regulations, reminder, restrictions, rules, Server, taboo, travel, Visit

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!

Oi Lads! Minecraft SMP Wanka Fockin’ Outfit

British, CAMON, controversy, cultural sensitivity, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Fockin, GIVE IM SAM, Lads, Minecraft, Oi, Outfit, Outrage, poppy, protest, Remembrance, Slang, smp, social media, tradition, viral, WANKA

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	146	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Alright you cheeky blokes, listen up! This server is the absolute bollocks, mate. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.

But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?

Royal Trio Minecraft Server

British Monarchy, costume drama, court intrigue, crown, Drama, Female Rulers, historical, Minecraft, Monarchy, Palace, period drama, powerful women, QUEENS, Regal, Reign, royal, series, Server, Show, television, three queens, Trio, TV series

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	2182
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
New Chunks Explored:	479958	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where three queens reign supreme! Join us for a royal experience like no other as you navigate through a world filled with glitter, glam, and a whole lot of drama.

Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.

So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!