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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1597 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8878 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!