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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
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WE GOT HILARIOUS MINI GAMES LIKE “SHEEP SHEARING SHOWDOWN” WHERE U GOTTA SHEAR AS MANY SHEEP AS U CAN IN 60 SECONDS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A GOLDEN CARROT THAT MAKES U RUN SUPER FAST LIKE A SPEEDY GONZALES.
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SO COME ON AND JOIN DIS SERVER, WHERE UR BRAIN WILL GROW BIGGER AND U’LL HAVE THE TIME OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.
