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OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1508	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mines Excavated:	1839	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	268
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3055
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!