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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9449 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the owner is basically a walking magnet for the ladies? It’s like a virtual paradise for all the thirsty gamers out there, am I right?
Plus, you never know what other crazy reasons there are for joining this server. Maybe there’s a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas or a hidden treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.
So, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt in here and let’s start this wild adventure together!